affictionado

A false fan; a person who claims to enjoy something s/he really doesn't.

John is an affictionado of football because his partner watches Monday night game with his buddies.

affictionado by vesuvian September 13, 2009

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Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

Affectionate Twat by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

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Affectionate.seavey

This page is legendary! I hate when people say she is irrelevant bc it’s obvious she’s not! I’ll fight someone for her🤛🏻🤛🏻 And she has the best tea out there☕️ I wish I could meet her one day!!

Me: omg I rlly wanna meet @affectionate.seavey (aka lexi)

Friends: Omg same! She’s legendary!

Affectionate.seavey by Alissaavery November 7, 2018

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affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

affectionate rob by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019