melanie 

Melanie is the most beautiful azzlack girl you ever know. shes so special because her mommy is russian and turkish and her daddy is kasachstan and Tschetschenien. she is an azzlack but she can also be sooo cute that you want to eat her. even if she has mecces eyebrows shes the most beautiful girl. her hair is longer than your future omg and shes so sweet small and skinny. if you have beef with her you better kill yourself bcause she can make your life to hell, so dont fuck with her. you need respect even if you are 2 meter bigger than her because she has angst vor nobody. she hates bitches and all bitches cant say something because its Melanie! i love you Melanie my mofugga girl -

Mustafa: oh look, theres Melanie!
Kevin Jeremy: ohh never have beef with her she will fuck your life
isabel: shes my babygirl

melanie by isa killer January 12, 2018

Melanie 

Melanie is a sturid but she has a great friend names Katelyn.

'have you seen Melanie's friend Katelyn she is a psycho'

Melanie by friend made up March 4, 2019

Melanie 

Dumb bitch whos obsessed with watching naked game shows in class.. Shes supposedly friendzones people but everyone knows she wishes...... big time

Yo that girl in class was totally melanie’ing me

Melanie by Ninjawarrior69 July 11, 2019

melanie 

a crazy lil rat but ahe still a good friend she would put random answers for homework and gete away with it

bye

person 1: me
person 2: NO ME
melanie: sup rats

melanie by yikes.joanna November 6, 2019

Melanie 

The human embodiment of an arse trumpet

splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

Sounds like Melanie is nearby

Melanie by Bukawow May 2, 2020

melanie 

melanie is someone who seems nice but let’s be honest we have all been stabbed in the back by a melanie and if you haven’t just wait... melanie is a very pretty person who will be a bitch to you about how ur not a melanie will always be there for you ... sike she will push u off a cliff. so if you have a melanie in ur life god has cursed you for no reason at all.

ew don’t do a melanie

melanie by hsbdjebeh August 23, 2020

Melanie 

Melanie is a super sweet girl she cares about her friends so much you should be very grateful to have her as a friend :)

That’s a Melanie

Melanie by Mel, November 2, 2020