hector injector 

Slang for penis, especially one belonging to a person named hector. Sometimes referred to as hektor injektor.

Dude, you should give that bitch the hector injector.

hector injector by Cutlass_253 November 25, 2006

hector garcia

Hector Garcias are generally an over affectionate bro, hands are either on you or down his pants. Most often Hectors tend to be shorter in stature; most of their activities consist of "pumping and humping". Constantly walk like either someone shit in their cereal or they are on a mission to find a way to expand the hole on their GTA V discs.

Look at that Hector Garcia shoving his pork sword through the hole of his GTA V disc!!!

hector garcia by Mr. Bills November 22, 2013

Hector Beard 

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.

Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.

Hector Beard by RAZILY October 31, 2008

Hector Smells 

hector does not smell. if he did smell like anything it would be sexy....or video games.

Hector does not smell.

Hector Smells by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

Hector The Time Travelling Midget 

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.

Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."

Hector The Time Travelling Midget by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008

Hector Smells 

i'm hector...who are all of you...and yes i do smell like video games...perhaps sexy too

who the fuck are you people

Hector Smells by aim sn:Abhorhex November 18, 2003

hector special

One shot of rot gut tequila with two tablespoons of olive juice and a dash of tobacco sauce

I can't stomach this shitty tequila! Well then we'll just make Hector special's

hector special by Dguernsey June 10, 2018