Branden

Cool, amazing, generous, sexy guy. Loves to dance to Britney spears or Beyonce! The one with all the new music! A walking celebrity encyclopedia! A guy with a great butt! The one everyone looks forward to seeing! The one everyone wants advice from. The cool guy that everyone likes to be around. The one with FOUR best friends. The short but sexy one. The one I call mine!

Branden is a sexy "Watch yo mouth"!

Branden by Ricky P. Man December 13, 2010

Bandie 

THE WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR A BANDIE

1.You acually have fun at Band camp
2.You have so many inside jokes that only bandies understand
3.Everything you hear sounds perverted
4.You think that everyguy on the Drumline is hot(unless youre a guy then you think the Colorgaurd is hot)
5.You have to many inside jokes to remember
6.you enjoy being outside for 12 hours straight in a heat advisory
7.You can step in time with your lunch tray with your eyes closed while fingering your music
8.The Band Room/Practice feild is your home
9.The band is a family to you
10.your band director is like a older brother/sister to you.

this is how im a bandie!!!!
1.Band Camp was the best thing that ever happened to me
2.F FLAT!!!!
3.*Mr.Hasty*Blow harder!!!!
*the whole clarinet section* hehehehehe
4.Lyk OMG Trey Exly is sooo hot and HB and Jamel
5.i have lyk 20 inside jokes
6.Band Camp all over again...
7.ive done it 2 many times...
8.i spend more time in that band room than my acual house
9.its total incest though....
10.I LOVE YOU HASTY!!!

Bandie by MarchingMandy March 1, 2009

Spinal Branding 

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.

Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

Spinal Branding by yeah you know! April 10, 2010

Brandi bailey 

Person that loves poo

Why must Brandi Bailey eat so much poo.

Brandi bailey by star farts #lolz February 21, 2015

wolf branding 

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.

-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.

wolf branding by TerryD September 8, 2010

dallas brandewie 

the sexiest man alive

mmmmmm dallas brandewie

dallas brandewie by wiebrandman59 July 27, 2012

Brandi 

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)

Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

Brandi by Ariel Agassi January 2, 2009