Even when you win you lose 

Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.

Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL

You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.

Even when you win you lose by BrokenDragon April 20, 2016

No schmooze, you lose! 

A favorite slogan of flesh-pressing politicians everywhere.

The Grifter in Chief has always known, “No schmooze, you lose!” because schmoozing has been his only real talent considering that he has no actual knowledge or experience in anything related to government.

No schmooze, you lose! by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2023

I WIN YOU LOSE 

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.

YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE

I WIN YOU LOSE by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely 

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely by 100% Not David December 7, 2019

You Laugh You Lose 

A facebook-based image board with amusing, strange, insulting and horrifying content in equal measure. It takes the form of a game where you have to keep looking at new photos until one makes you laugh, which will invariably happen at some point or other.

Includes current popular 'memes' and a hefty does of racial, class, gender and sexuality based humour. In this sense it's like 4chan but a little less extreme due to everyone's identity being known. Pictures also often rely on members of the group's sense of Schadenfreude in relation to the stupid, the ugly and the recently deceased.

Yo did you check that guy's upload on You Laugh You Lose last night?
-Sure did, I made it about a dozen photos but then lost bad on that one about Heath Leger!
Ha - you're in it for the lulz bro!

You Laugh You Lose by therizzlebizzle February 4, 2010

You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.

Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.

You Splooge, You Lose by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011

Would you lose? 

Nah, I'd win

Yuji: Who's stronger? Him, or you?
Gojo: If Sukuna got all his power he might cause me a little trouble
Yuji: But would you lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win

Would you lose? by EmeraldGod March 7, 2024