Original bass player for the Rolling Stones.Born December 1935. Has shagged over 1,000 chicks in his lifetime, including some who were not quite legal, most notably when he married (or nearly at least) a girl who IIRC was like 15.

No longer plays bass for the Stones.

Guy #1: Did you hear Paint It Black?
Guy #2: You know that was actually written by Bill Wyman and not Jagger or Richards?

bill wyman by Kajackroll July 2, 2007

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Wymer

A sexy sex beast who ravages the hearts and vaginas of any woman (or transvestite man) that he lays eyes on. Without even touching them, his eyes melt their genital glaciers like 21st century global warming and creates a flood of pleasure... all simply the lead up to the fantastic ramming they will receive (with permission of course, Wymer is also a gentleman).

I had sex with Wymer last night. Holy shit. That was a real experience. I feel like I was exposed to global warming in my body but it was totally worth the rising sea levels if you know what I'm talking about ;)

Wymer by lord of the moose May 28, 2018

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shay wyman

A detestable kid who has the ambition to play professional tennis but can't contend with others in the senior citizen league.

That tennis player is such a shay wyman.

shay wyman by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005

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