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sad wink 

When you prematurely ejaculate and hit yourself in one eye with most of your load.
Daryl saw his mom in the shower, now he has a sad wink.
sad wink by racing4disaster April 22, 2014

sphinkter wink 

When the sphinkter contracts and expands especially during an orgasim.

What a female's asshole does during a really good oragasm
When I was doing my wife doggy style yesterday, she started to cum and gave me a sphinkter wink.

I gave it to her so good she started sphinkter winkin.
sphinkter wink by The Zeppelin January 15, 2005

Sink & Wink 

After pulling off an amazing pool shot you raise your head and wink at the person looking most impressed.
I was playing big liz at pool the other day, i pulled off a sink & wink, now she wants my cock
Sink & Wink by Wand to clam October 8, 2009

Sarcastic wink 

When someone says something stupid or worth making fun of but they aren't the brightest so you give them a sign of approval by winking but in all reality are making fun of them too.
Sally told a dumb joke and everyone laughed at her but Gregg gave her a sarcastic wink of approval and made Sally feel better ,but really Gregg is secretly the biggest asshole.

The Old Stink Wink

The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim
After watching Jeff take the last piece of birthday cake from the breakroom, Ben walked to Jeff's cubicle and while in conversation with Jeff, he gently turned and shot him the Old Stink Wink.
The Old Stink Wink by BigSugah October 29, 2008

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day 

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"