The property of swaying a person or group of persons to perform better at certain events or occurrences, or influencing a person or group of persons in such a way that you directly benefit from their new course of action.

Bill Belichick has a great deal of winfluence over the New England Patriots

Winfluence by dbat October 20, 2011

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Wingulian

Adj: A Thriving, forward-thinking individual who sees all problems as exciting challenges and failures as learning experiences.

Noun: A team member, learner or family member of a learner that is Thriving at Wingu Academy.

Mo had some ridiculous time-lines to figure out how he would master Excel, but he was a true Wingulian and managed to pull it off!

Wingulian by Huzaifa.Wingu December 13, 2021

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wingularity

A wingularity is created when the density of win in a certain area increases to the point of complete collapse, at which point everything around the wingularity is pulled toward it and converted to win. Wingularities are present anywhere everyone is having a gratuitous amount of fun and/or doing awesome things. They are rarely observed in the present, instead being seen through the occluded nature of the next day's hangover. Naming a wingularity during the present may tempt an intrusion from the failboat, the only object known to nullify a wingularity.

The wingularity is an analog to the singularity of astrophysics.

"that party last night became a wingularity when the ladies showed up"

wingularity by nosefruit July 23, 2009

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Wizful

Adj- Sexy, Scandalous, Extremely Wise.

“Dude bro, ur so fucking wizful.”

“Wizfully he flaunted his assless chaps down the halls of the campus.”

Wizful by Wizful April 22, 2018

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