Wiggins 

A complete and utter retard that everyone hates. A fat loser. A nobody that has no friends.

Stop acting like wiggins

Wiggins by Memeoligy June 18, 2016

wiggins 

the action of doing something really really stupid and makes you deserve a spot in the helmet club. also being excessively loud for no apparent reason.

"Nice job wiggins"
"shut up wiggins"

wiggins by tmacdaddy April 22, 2009

Wiggins 

Any large patch of brush, tangled vines, undergrowth or brambles. Commonly used to refer to a pit overgrown with kudzu. Also frequently applied to briars, as wiggins is typically, but not always thorny.

"Ah, shit, our soccer ball just went into the wiggins again. I'm not getting it this time."

"I pushed him down that big hill over there."
"Was he alright?"
"Nah, he fell into a big patch of wiggins at the bottom."

"My dad made me pull up all that wiggins around his stupid vegetable garden."

Wiggins by TheQuietStorm1286 December 8, 2009

wiggins 

A man, who at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a gold. Then after that honeymoon is over, you find out that he really is a douchebag.

Stop being a wiggins.

wiggins by M. H. June 29, 2006

wiggins 

To cum too fast, premature ejaculation.

The young man's first time having sex he had a wiggins. Many men have sexual problems and pull a wiggins.

wiggins by Mav Michaels September 3, 2006

Wiggins 

Absolute trash of a human being. Someone you never want to date, buy a car from, or bool out with.

"I think you should go on a date with that guy, Kyle."
"No way! He's a total Wiggins."

"Barf! Did you see that guy's nose? He MUST be a Wiggins."

Wiggins by Maxine Ford April 24, 2019

Wiggins 

The best nickname for the best friend in the world. Wiggins is a talented gal who is the most fun in the world hehe. Love you bro no homo.
Hope we stay friends for ages :))))

"hey wiggins" i yell, she turs around and laughs "whats up bitch"

Wiggins by Just_me_teddie_:) September 15, 2020