Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

Punch your wife in the face hot by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

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wife in law

Aa term relating one woman in a relationship to all the other women her partner is having relations with. Sometimes refers to the type of woman who attempts to control the children of the other woman, or otherwise control the partner's family unit.

"Tashana is picking up the kids"

"Tell wifey in law to chill"

wife in law by one pin bun March 10, 2005

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Wife-in-law

What two women call each other when they find out that they are married to the same man.

When Heidi went to pick up a marriage application at the court house, she found out that she was still legally married. So, she called her friend and their husband and let them know. The "other" wife said, we are wife-in-laws.

Wife-in-law by wife-in-law March 19, 2009

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wife in law

When your ex-husband starts dating/courting/or worse yet, marries your best friend. Because she's your best friend, she's also now your wife in law!

My ex-husband Bill, started dating my best friend of 20+ years, Jane. They married (apparently she didn't learn much from all my bitching) so now she's my wife in law.

wife in law by MoeTX May 21, 2009