This is why we can't have nice things 

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

This is why we can't have nice things by SAHM May 2, 2013

this is why i'm hot 

1. A song by rapper Mims, I'll let that definition explain why hip-hop is now dead

2. A advertisement quite often seen on this site.

1. This is why I'm hot, This is why I'm hot, This is why, This is why, This is why I'm hot. (I won't tell you why though)

2. This is why I'm hot (earth with sad boiling face & thermostat sticking out of it)

this is why i'm hot by CA3B20A3G October 23, 2007

This is why you get no hoes 

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.

Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;

This is why you get no hoes by Thatsuperswagperson March 22, 2021

This is why we can't have nice things 

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

This is why we can't have nice things by Humping midget January 15, 2011

this is why I'm hot 

a phrase used to evade any awkward situation.

them: "Are you going out with my ex boyfriend/girlfriend?"

you: "This is why I'm hot." this is the part where you walk away..causually..yet defiantly. ;)

this is why I'm hot by Jessie & Jemma March 8, 2007

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you 

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you by KelpyHere March 16, 2020

This is why i'm hot  

A term used to describe ones ballin self. It may also be used to describe someones temperature.

Humza: This is why i'm hot and you are not.
Chris: Humza I know. You are the shit.
Humza: No really I am just hot.
Chris: O' really then here is a refreshing Brisk Iced Tea

This is why i'm hot by Ryan Agee May 25, 2007