Weepy Peepy 

When you have anal sex with someone, who produces a lot of mucus out of their arsehole, and it gets up your urethra and seeps out when you have a slash, like you have some horrible STD discharge. (Can be mistaken for snot cock, when you sneeze in your own hand and then proceed to masterbating with the same hand for lube, post-nasal pleasure)

Uh! you dirty fuck! youve gone and given me a weepy peepy. Go wipe your arse out and we will carry on.

Weepy Peepy by Dont u think im sexy? April 11, 2005

weepy and sleepy

When a person is too much depressed or tired this term is used.

Peter is weepy and sleepy because his wife left him for good.
Why are you so weepy and sleepy today?

weepy and sleepy by Umar Rehman December 25, 2006

Weepy-woo

When your girlfriend/boyfriend cries Into your shoulder for absolutely no reason

Ugh i hate my boyfriend he is always using the weepy-woo

Weepy-woo by The preist lord August 2, 2019

Weepy Jerk 

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.

1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!

Weepy Jerk by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021

sleepy weepy

So tired that you want to cry

I am so sleepy weepy!! :(

sleepy weepy by Simbimbop September 28, 2013

weeny rub 

Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax

Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!

weeny rub by B. Dick Black April 26, 2014

bah weep grana weep ninny bon 

The "Universal Greeting" as used in Transformers: The Movie (original animated film 1986). Autobots Hot Rod and Kup are confronted by the Sharkticons, offering Energon as a sign of peace. Later in the movie, Hot Rod is confronted by the Junkions on the Planet of Junk, and does the same.

You: bah weep grana weep ninny bon. (Offer a handshake)
Stranger: bah weep grana weep ninny bon! (Returns handshake)

bah weep grana weep ninny bon by Autobot365 March 4, 2010