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watered down hipster 

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.
"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
watered down hipster by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015
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Watered Down Sundae 

When a girl squirts on your face and in your mouth while eating her out, thus making a white-ish watered down sundae.
I was eating my girlfriend out last night and she gave me a Watered Down Sundae.

Oh dude gross!

waltered 

Losing 4 (or more) times in succession to Rangers without scoring a goal. Also known as "Wattied"
Wee Chesney's team were Waltered by Walter Smith from 2007 onwards.
waltered by BJK 1690 March 30, 2008

watered down mustache 

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.

shaney@hboilers.com has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!
watered down mustache by harmicar August 23, 2008

Waltered 

Being or having the name Walter, or the last name White and making or distributing drugs; especially meth.
Present-tense: Waltering
Future-tense: Will Walter
Walter is going to go waltering later.
Walter has waltered before.
Mr. White will walter.
Waltered by TwentyWrong May 23, 2022
“Bro, you were so watered last night”

Aye it’s your 21st, are you about to get totally watered or what bro?”
Watered by Praisefeeder May 6, 2018
To be relaxed or chill. Comes from the term "watered down" which signifies a substnace which has been diluted.
"Why were you so excited yesterday?"
"What are you talking about, I think I was pretty watered"
watered by Reginald Williams April 25, 2006