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wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”
Wannabe Manc.

The type of Manchester United fan that knows the names of all the Manchester United youth players circa 1992, as to somehow make themselves more of a 'proper' fan.

The Wanc is constantly trying to prove itself to peers as a 'proper' Manchester United fan, as the Wanc has always been questioned upon their reason to support Manchester United, despite having no affiliation with the city of Manchester. The Wancs constant battle to be taken seriously as a 'proper' fan will lead the Wanc to link youtube videos of rumoured signings to peers. The Wanc is keen to display their uppermost knowledge of all things Manchester United.

Wancs will express their detest for their 'local' rivals at any given opportunity. Wancs will often sing or more likely post lyrics to the Ji-sung Park song, despite having never been to or met a person from Liverpool.

Upon Victory of a 'big game' the Wanc will immediately rush to Facebook in order to update their status and put down any of their rivals in a display of dominance.

Wancs love to watch football in 3D at the pub as it "feels like you are there."

Wancs are 63% more likely to see their main goal in life is to have “An important life”.

Wancs are the people that give this definition the thumbs down.
Andrew: "HAHAHA UNLUCKY CITY WE ARE THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN MANCHESTER. YOUR JUST PRETENDERS. UNITED UNITED UNITED"

Steven: "Andrew you're such a Wanc"
Wanc by filb0 May 5, 2010

mind-wanderer

mind wanderer
n: a person who travels in their mind; a traveler who believes in their dreams
I am a mind-wanderer
mind-wanderer by mindwanderer90 November 8, 2013
Abbreviation for Taylor Swift's big hit "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together".
Swiftie 1: Have you heard Taytay's newest single WANEGBT? OMG IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swiftie 2: YEAH IT'S SO COOL AND CATCHY!!!!!!!!!
WANEGBT by bigg231 December 29, 2012

wander poke 

Wander Poke :

Verb.

The act of purposely penetrating the anus during intercourse but claiming it was accidental . Often used as a method to gauge the sexual partners willingness or openness to having anal sex by the receiving partners reaction.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv
Wander poking has always been the best way to introduce the idea of anal sex to you girlfriend or wife. Wanna spice up things in the bedroom. Often words get in the way and all thats needed is a harmless wander poke to her ass to gauge her willingness to anal intercourse.
wander poke by LuvH8Luv March 10, 2022

The Wanders 

Imagine this senario:
You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....
You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.
But then...
You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.
You have just experienced 'The Wanders'
Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?
Bella: Huh?
Sandy: Fair enough
Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders
Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for
Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?
Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you
Bella: You are a sick fuck Sandy; definately time for treasure now
The Wanders by Luke Warm October 21, 2008