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Obey the Walrus 

A popular video on YouTube of a transvestite with polio dancing named Sandi Crisp, with the Spanish version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider playing in the background reversed.

It is commonly perceived as being a scary video among the horror community due to her disability.
Me and my friend watched Obey the Walrus just the other day and we had nightmares for weeks.
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Walrus Barking 

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.
I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.
Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

Walrus Belch 

The effect of a very powerful vaginal flatulence that after having been built up for several hours, pushes out through the vaginal cavity, vibrating the labia, which appear to be two floundering carp gasping for breath as they foam at the mouth, then once past the labia, the hairy FUPA lifts making the vaginal flatulance sound like a Walrus Belching.
Ghon never heard or smelled a Walrus Belch before, until he was at the gym and an old sea hag doing the hip abductor machine bent over to get her super big gulp of diet soda and upon rising, she let out a Walrus Belch which sent Ghon, who was doing another set of curls, into convulsions. The old sea hag saw what happened, and began to give Ghon CPR, but not being able to bend over to breathe into his mouth, she mounted up and Walrus Belched into his mouth, this quickening him back from death's door. For the next several weeks, Ghon had to drink a half a bottle of scotch to forget his woes and to rid himself of the taste of a Walrus Belch.
Walrus Belch by SkulletBuster August 3, 2016

Walrus Wars

When two male walruses fight to the death, in order to gain the companionship of another male walrus.
Guy 1: "Hey, look at those two male walruses fighting to gain the companionship of another male walrus."

Guy 2: "That's one of many walrus wars."
Walrus Wars by steezeyfocheezey December 29, 2010

Drifting the Walrus

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.
Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.

Walrus RP Syndrome 

The act of something being paused and extended for a long amount of time.
"He tried to do some quick rp, unfortunately he's now stuck in Walrus RP syndrome"
Walrus RP Syndrome by Minigun March 23, 2022