soui vermonter 

A young man from southern Vermont, who has only made out with his/her cousin once.

Your such a soui vermonter

soui vermonter by Doctercockter69 May 6, 2015

Send the Vermont 

When you want a female to send you the Vagina and Tit pic, you cordially ask her to send you the Vermont (VT).

Girl, you got me in a certain state... and I think we're ready to cross state lines... can you send the Vermont (VT)?

Send the Vermont by Rubberdicky September 17, 2017

Vermont

The only state where hippies and rednecks some how co-exist.

Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed

Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!

Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.

Vermont by DanTheLongHairedMan April 2, 2019

Vermont Tattoo

While having sex in the woods doggystyle the male puts tree sap on his fingers and paints a design on the female's back. The male then comes on the sap leaving the female with a sticky work of art.

Johnny gave Bobby-Sue a Vermont Tattoo last night in the woods behind Timmy's house. It took her two hours to wash it off.

Vermont Tattoo by Mr. Cletus October 2, 2010

Vermont

A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Vermont by teflondicky December 28, 2005

Vertoeterd

a person who has smoked so much weed that he/she has lost touch with reality. Usually being a weed addict without even knowing it, only hangs out with friends if there's weed involved.

Vertoeterd is a dutch word that combines the word "toeter" (trumpet, or in this case, joint), and turns it into a past participle

You: yo are we hanging out with Kyle tonight?
Bro: nah man, he won't show up if we aren't smoking weed.
You: figures, he's completely vertoeterd.

Vertoeterd by CrispyArrow April 25, 2020

vermonting the door 

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.

Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT

vermonting the door by Double Z September 29, 2021