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Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.
guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

smiley veggies 

hey can you hook me up with some smiley veggies

boiled veggies

boiled veggies is when a group of sweaty retards gather in a hot tub.
"Hey man wanna chill in the hot tub?"
"Nah, its full of boiled veggies
boiled veggies by k1ngfitzy May 31, 2019

eat your (my) veggies

Means to suck ones penis
TRISTAN: Eat your (my) veggies

Random girl: o ya

Steamin your veggies 

The act of steaming, as in a hot shower, your veggies.
Aaron, stop steamin your veggies, I'm trying to hear the television.

evil veggies 

Evil veggies is substances like : magic mushrooms or weed something that's grown as supposed to made in a lab or a homeboys kitchen
What where those evil veggies last night bra?. they made my shit myself!
evil veggies by BIGGER G January 24, 2014