Amber Turding

The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.

I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.

Amber Turding by Eggmeister_69 May 21, 2022

He was just turning his life around 

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.

My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.

He was just turning his life around by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012

turning point

The point at which a very significant change occurs; a decisive moment.

My turning point was when I moved to London.

turning point by Aquela March 28, 2016

Alan Turing 

Back in WW2 Alan Turing was the man who broke enigma, which are encrypted codes designed by Germany. Breaking enigma aided the allies drastically enabling them to win the war as well as end it much earlier saving about 14 million lives. Sadly he had allegations filed against him for homosexuality, resulting in chemical castration performed on him finally leading to his suicide in 1954 June 7. Aside from that, he helped the development of computers and other technologies. But most notably Alan Turing is the sole reason we do not live in an authoritarian society ruled by nazis today. Unfortunately most Americans & British people do not give a shit about his contributions since he was homosexual and so Alan Turing is not commemorated much

Person A: damn I just found out about Alan Turing, he helped shape our society so much!
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life

Alan Turing by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

Turpin High School 

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.

When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.

Turpin High School by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021

holiday turding 

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

holiday turding by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

e-turding 

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

e-turding by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019