the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.
Girl: I miss you and I picked out our song
Boy (2000 miles away): Awww I miss you too.. What is it?
Girl: Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie Boy: -listens- It's perfect!