trafficate 

A Nigerian English word for using your trafficator (Turn signal light).

Trafficate before you make that next turn.

trafficate by mayofab June 5, 2016

Bong Traffic 

When multiple smoking devices cohabit the same area causing disturbances in the marijuana-time continuum.

Tension can only be relieved when someone takes a massive rip.

Man, there's massive bong traffic in this room, someone has to hit the bong.

Bong Traffic by The Real Artful Dodger September 10, 2010

Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.

Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."

Ferguson Traffic by dadzii December 9, 2014

narco trafficante 

Drug trafficker in spanish. Someone who smuggles and distributes drugs from/into the US from Mexico or other Latin America countries.

I come on the front of the Narco Trafficante I get to telling them motherfuckers "Yo mato por nada" They like "What that mean?" I had to tell em', that mean I kill for nothin. - Kevin Gates

narco trafficante by envybank$ December 8, 2015

Traffic Touching 

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.

"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."

Traffic Touching by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

Traffic Looting 

The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.

"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."

Traffic Looting by cesareo gracias February 19, 2013

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022