Touching Cloth 

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

Touching Cloth by Jockey August 19, 2003

Touching Cloth 

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

Touching Cloth by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth 

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

touching cloth by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touching cloth 

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

touching cloth by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

Touching Cloth 

When one binds ones "cheese" in fabric,thus leaving the woven imprint upon the "ripe old cheshire"!

"i'm touching cloth, you'd better cut yourself a slice off this...go on...there's plenty."

Touching Cloth by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

touching cloth 

when one needs to use the lavatry so bad that it is unbearable and the excrement begins to touch your underwear.
Touching cloth is the stage before the term running (or rolling depending on the shape)down ur leg and after the stage of losing control of ur bowels. Touching cloth more often than not leads to stains so, heavens, please do be aware

Emma: oh gee i think im touching cloth colleen
Colleen: oh emma i do believe i am also touching cloth
Emma: yahaha yahha golly thats astounding lets go clean up
Colleen: that would be great. would you mind if i were to have a joint which i rolled this morning
Emma: why id be offended if you didnt

touching cloth by deane October 30, 2007

touching cloth 

having an urge to shit and hold on

i was driving home the other night and really needed a turd seriously i was touching cloth i was that close

touching cloth by lytral 79 August 4, 2009