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Top 8 Slut 

Now that Facebook is doing a Top 8 friends on your timeline, similar to MySpace, only this time its sort of a randomized top 8, you're a Top 8 Slut when at least one person you've had sex with always shows up in your randomized Top 8.

Applies to both men and women.
Everyday my timeline refreshes there's somebody I fucked in my Top 8, I must be a Top 8 Slut.
Top 8 Slut by honkbert July 2, 2012
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de-top 8 

the removal of a person from your top 8.
"We used to be tight but I hate her now. I'm SO gonna de-top 8 her."
de-top 8 by natee May 16, 2006

The Law of Top 8 Symmetry 

A law that states that, if one moves a person off of their Top 8, or changes said persons position in the top 8, the person who was moved will move the first person to match.
Yolanda: Beckey like, moved me from number 4 to number 5. Now I have to move her down too because of the law of top 8 symmetry.

'87 roof top, Bronson 

'87 roof top, Bronson by questernm October 16, 2022

80% think they are the top 20% 

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.
Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.