toobis 

A toobis is a fucktard who goes above and beyond the characteristics displayed in a common fucktard.

An ignorant asshole with lower than average intelligence. Tends to rant on subject deemed controversial to enrage others and boost his/her own ego.

"You are such a fucking toobis!"

toobis by Snark July 20, 2004

nooty tooties 

Said when one has absolutely nothing to say and has to say something as when you are daydreaming at an office meeting and suddenly realise that all eyes are upon you and that someone has asked you a question while you were in la la land.

Angry policeman: "The whole building is on fire, the third floor has exploded, there is absolute chaos everywhere, and I find you standing here with that detonator in your hands. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!!??"

Guilty guy: "Nooty tooties"

nooty tooties by Mr. Happy March 23, 2005

toobis 

A type of bio chemical fat created in a Canadian labratory that has been fused with a pig during a failure to meet lab safety standards. The creature has hilucinations created by overdoses of twinkie fat. The creature then spreads the hilucinations on a self-created webpage in a goal to confuse and anger the people it envies. It most likely produces A-sexually due to lack of interest in either sex. The Toobis is a doomed species.

The toobis escaped from the lab by making all the scientists inspecting him want to vomit and kill themselves.

toobis by Xanza April 3, 2005

toolies 

an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.

he's a toolie.be really carefull DO NOT GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toolies by lena November 26, 2004

toobis 

1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.

2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.

Toobis wrote "What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways?" and "Hitler: was he really so bad?"

toobis by AllUltima February 20, 2005

toolies 

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

toolies by cornholio October 13, 2003

Tooties

Farts. The act of passing gas.

Somebody did some tooties up in here. It stinks!

Tooties by Feyo from St. Louis September 10, 2012