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The ninja 

While the woman is sleeping you come in dressed in black with a black headband on as if a ninja. making sure the woman still sleeps you tie up the woman to the bedposts doggy stile and gag her with your black headband. Then taking a good 15 steps back, you run do a flip over the headboard and perform the roundhouse hump (a move which was created by chuck norris of course) and the success of this move depends on the landing and being able to stick the move.
Dude guess what i did last night...
what?
i tottally gave my GF the ninja
WOW dude did you stick it?
it was a close call but i still got it.
The ninja by zapree June 28, 2008

The Ninja 

While having doggy style sex with your woman, another person covertly swaps out in the same position. You then sneak around to the front side of the woman, in her field is sight (preferably even better through an open window) and then yell "Ninja!"
I used the Ninja on my girlfriend last night! I ninja'd my gf last night!
The Ninja by yukysaky March 10, 2021

The ninja 

A possible sexually transmitted disease or just made up flaw of a reason why would not wanna have with that particular someone
Boy: Girl I don't want, I hear you got ced.
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two
The ninja by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021

the ninja bread man 

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"
"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"
the ninja bread man by pigaloo September 30, 2009

the ninja-ghost-sex move 

when someone goes into a dark room or area with intentions to have sex with someone (or otherwise cannot see their intended partner), then, after the sexual encounter, finds out they had sex with someone else without knowing it.
Melanie went into the room and thought she had sex with Chris. However, she really had sex with Lambert. Wow, Lambert did the ninja-ghost-sex move on her.

The Ninja Crew 

Galaxy Ninja has a crew. This is her crew. Comprised of her friends and comrades, they go on missions to help the world be a better place. One of these Ninjas is Djhenry.
Look, it’s the Ninja Crew!”
The Ninja Crew by Galaxy Ninja October 16, 2019