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The Jake Burnett 

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The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!
The Jake Burnett by Titan McFoley August 7, 2008
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the jake • the Jake and Gordy experience • The Jake Burnett • The Jake Effect • the Jake feeling • The Jake Stevens • The Jakey Paint • The “JakeFro30” • Pull the Jake Brake • Putting The Jake On

the Jake feeling 

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Knowing when you're right based on statistical facts, but Joey insisting that he is still right.
the Jake feeling is maddening.
the Jake feeling by theJakefeeling November 27, 2011
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The Jake Effect 

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When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.
That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect
The Jake Effect by Jake Oxley May 26, 2017
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Putting The Jake On

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Calling the cops.
I fucked your 15yr old sister, now your mom is putting the jake on.

I came in a taco at work, the girl who ate it is putting the jake on.
Putting The Jake On by RedRibbonSword September 18, 2010

Pull the Jake Brake 

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When a guy is getting close to orgasm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it's called "pulling the Jake Brake". This is done in remembrance of his buddy Jake who's not getting laid at the moment.
Mike was fucking Amber and was close to cumming. He told Amber to "Pull the Jake Brake" baby, I'm giving you a new hair do. She finished off the Jake Brake and ended up with a face fool of cum.
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puttin the jake on 

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to be jealous or envious of one's actioins;
to be eyeing someone or suspicious of them;
mistrusting
you know those girls be puttin the jake on you, when they saw u with me...

your mom was puittin the jake on me , when she saw me hanging out with your sister...
puttin the jake on by sugardaddi November 18, 2010
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