Hit the Cracker 

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.

After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose

Hit the Cracker by Noah Fliction November 19, 2010

making biscuits in the cracker factory

Rebellious or unusual. Characterized by non conformity.

"Hey, that punk kid is really making biscuits in the cracker factory."

"Wow, Rosa Parks was sure making biscuits in the cracker factory."

making biscuits in the cracker factory by Sean L. August 16, 2005

Salt the cracker 

A game played by young males, who stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. Usually, the last one to cum eats the cracker.

The football team all played a game of salt the cracker. The Seniors all welcomed the new freshman to the team with a freshly salted cracker. It was Delicous!

Salt the cracker by tyrock January 4, 2008

Hide the cracker 

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.

Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.

Hide the cracker by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018

covid the cracker 

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.

Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.

covid the cracker by bilemonger May 29, 2020

what the cracker? 

what the hell or what the fu*k?

what the cracker, why did your mom ground u?

what the cracker? by your mom November 8, 2003

soak the cracker 

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

soak the cracker by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015