Textorising 

When someone terrorise's you via text message.

person 1 He is terrorising me in these texts =
person 2 He's so textorising you!

Textorising by victoriann August 26, 2010

Tenderizing 

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

Tenderizing by Marc April 4, 2005

textercising 

The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.

You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?

textercising by markspark January 8, 2014

Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

Tenderizing the Meat by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

Tenderizing the taco by Snowdick March 14, 2023