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talladega tackle 

Using your lifted or squatted truck to run someone over. Usually will happen when someone is evading someone
Well daggum JT you should’ve seen John owen do a talladega tackle with his lifted 96 Chevy against that guy who ran from the cops

Talladega Superspeedway

1. The Mecca of Rednecks.

2. The worlds largest redneck convention disguised as a race.

3. The art of cheering on wrecks.
1. Every years thousands of rednecks flock to Talladega to worship their god Dale Jr.

2. Billy bob went to Talladega Superspeedway this year.

3. When the wreck occurred all the fans were talladegaing.

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)
i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

talladega lane change 

When you're on the highway and you swerve 3 lanes at over 100 MPH and almost taking out everyone behind you.
That idiot did a Talladega lane change RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

Talladega Drain Snake 

Involves peeing in a girls anus while with enough force to drill a hole in the poo to make a snake hole for your penis while watching Talladega Nights with a beer hat on.
Frank gave her the talladega drain snake last night

Talladega Tow Truck 

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck