orange tablecloth 

indicates that a person is uncomfortable with being sexualised; used as a symbol of annoyance and a plea to not view every action of the person with a hypersexualised lens

Jasmine wanted to put an end to the sexualisation she faced at her workplace, so she made a statement by covering her desk with an orange tablecloth.

orange tablecloth by raconteur May 16, 2020

The Tablecloth 

Ordering enough drinks at last call to cover your entire table.

When they said last call at 1:45, the Horny Fredos ordered their patented "The Tablecloth" round and the waitress was in shock but she obliged and the party went to another level.

The Tablecloth by jsgbeast3 September 28, 2010

Yung Tablecloth 

The scariest being on earth

OH FUCK ITS YUNG TABLECLOTH

Yung Tablecloth by Funny minion fun April 21, 2021

bin laden tablecloth 

Briefs, cod piece, underwear, boxers, shorts.
Femme. panties, undies, g-string, manhole cover.

The taliban leader dropped to his nees and pulled out the Bin Laden tablecloth and munched like a starving dog.

The mentally challanged terrorist crapped his Bin Laden tablecloth.

The eager hezbollah leader received a severe fabric burn on his chin from the many Bin Laden tablecloth's he had come in contact with that morning.

bin laden tablecloth by GeeBird January 28, 2007

Slick Tablecloth 

Skinny whore who provides really wet oral sex.

I needed a towel after that Slick Tablecloth blew me.

Slick Tablecloth by jthomas96 March 20, 2011

bulgarian tablecloth 

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

bulgarian tablecloth by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025

tableclock 

noun: A single piece of furniture that can be used as both a clock and a table

A glass coffee table with a clock stolen from the Yates building taped to the underside.

That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.

tableclock by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011