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Beating it silly style 

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy
You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class

Shlonk it silly style 

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

it'll laugh you silly! 

A certain strain of weed that will get you high as hell!
Person 1: "I got a nice new vape pen, and it's 95% thc.
Person 2: "Damn, let me get a hit!"
Person 1: "Be careful, it'll laugh you silly!"

Sullyitis 

An emotion contracted from extreme gaming that results in uncontrollable rage. Other symptoms of sullyitis may include whining and tears.
After smashing his controller and shutting down his console, Billy realized that he may have contracted sullyitis.
Sullyitis by Ki11face November 25, 2023