stfd

shut the fuck down
like when your pc wont shut down the normal way, you say this before you turn the power off

*blue sceen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
*blue screen*
<enter>
<space>
*blue screen*
<esc>
<esc>
Shut The Fuck Down
(turns power off)

stfd by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ March 23, 2004

stfd

That's what happens when a llama and

a penis crossbreed...

www.stfd.net

stfd by veggieness April 20, 2005

STFD

Shut the front door ( replacement for stfu- shut the fuck up or shut your mouth)

stfd, don't want him to hear us!

STFD by leeleebooski August 20, 2010

STFD

Shut-The-Fuck-Down.
Changed version of STFU which means Shut The Fuck Up.

Joe: Your stupid.
Jim: STFU
Joe: STFD!

STFD by Claude Alsept June 13, 2005

STFD

to Shut The Fuck Down

i said to some stupid n00b Shut The Fuck Down!

STFD by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

STFD

Settle
The
Fuck
Down

Knobjockey: 'Wow, yesterday me an my mum went to the Royal Show. I got the Inspector Gadget showbag, the Neverending Story showbag, the Pound Puppies showbag, the...'

*Slap*

Greg 'STFD'

STFD by Harris Scarfe August 4, 2009

STFD

Simmer
The
Fuck
Down.

Class: Oh boy! We get to watch JFK's assassination video?!
Teacher: Yes children, but if you don't STFD, you won't pass your first year of pre-school.

STFD by NotSoFast! August 12, 2010