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step mom 

an evil being whose sole purpose is to make her step childrens' lives as miserable and unenjoyable as possible until the child can't take it anymore and moves out, leaving the step mom with the house, the car, and the finantial stability. She is also seen as "sweet" and "caring" by people who do not know her personally.
My step mom called me a royal bitch yesterday for no reason at all.
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Step Mom 

A very Bitchy person. cannot suport herself, thus dating a man for his money. Always hates the children because they use the dads money and attention. Always hates the real mom. Never does helpful trhings without complaining. Acts nice to people that give them money. Hates even there own children. Big babies, super overdramatic.
Step mom: Welcome to our Home
Person: Heres the $50
Step mom: Thanks you can go now, Honey come here I have a papercut
Dad: ya get a bandaid and stop whining my daughter broke her leg
Step mom: Why don't you love me?
Step Mom by Stacia Laurence January 3, 2010

Step mom 

A crazy bitch with no job who does nothing but watch TV, bitch, and eat. She spends about 12 hours of her day in front of the TV, and the rest sleeping. She manages to con her new husband into giving her whatever she wants, and does everything she can to make living in that particular house a living hell.

Others who don't live with her think she can be a sweet person, but don't be fooled - she is nothing more than a succubus (assuming she's one of the good looking step moms). Otherwise, she's just some random crazy fat bitch your dad boinked after one too many cocktails.

Total bitch.
Any bitch that your dad decided to live with is an example of a step mom.
Step mom by Joexi May 23, 2011

step mom 

Someone who tries to act like shes your mother. who is a socontrolling. One who always thinks she knows whats best. She is the one your dad is in love with but acts like a total bitch. She is always being nosy and when you aren't trying to be friends with her she goes to your dad and acts like the victim. She is the most frustrating person you will ever meet. And she always says that "One day you will thank me"
I feel like Cinderella, with how my step mom is acting.
step mom by lndunssss January 26, 2015

step mom 

a stupid dumb ass hoe that everyone hates and and bitch and only there for your dads money
bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know
step mom by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019

Step Mom 

A woman who wanted to fuck your dad who dragged you away from your mom by lying and cheating and playing social games and made your life miserable because she only cares about spending your dad’s money and not you and tells you how awful your mom is when your mom loves you and she does not.
My step mom told me my mom is stupid and crazy then yells at me every night when she comes home from work and daddy yells at me if I tell her she’s not my mom!”
Step Mom by Loveyoutillforeverandback September 11, 2020

step mom 

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know
step mom by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019