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Wet Poon Spoon 

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
Wet Poon Spoon by Srosro December 15, 2018

Spoon Pooned 

When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.

If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!

points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer

Verity: I'd tap that!

Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!

Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
Spoon Pooned by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008

poon swoon  

one who swoons in for the poon. VAGINA!!!!
john went for a poon swoon friday night at the roller rink.
poon swoon by eric biagi December 8, 2006

Poon Scoon 

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
Poon Scoon by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name
Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.
Yung Poon Soon by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011