Spasticated Twat 

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

Spasticated Twat by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

Spasticated Mongaloid by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021

The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

The spasticated monkey by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

stupid spasticated donkey 

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

stupid spasticated donkey by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

sispasticated 

When you say something that is pure retarded like. But is also sophisticated in a way ye know like.

Jeez why are you so sispasticated you stupid heur?

sispasticated by BigGingerWiitard October 25, 2019

Spazticated orangutan 

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

Spazticated orangutan by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

spastimacated 

When your absolutely steamboated and you have the erge to hug a tree

I feel absolutely spastimacated after them shots

spastimacated by Sharqeisha January 27, 2018