Sourpuss 

A grumpy person, usually a Physics major in Ivy League universities, who specializes in hiding his emotions behind a tough facial expression, deep blue eyes and occasionally- a mustache.

The main characteristics of the sourpuss are:
1. Anti-freeze laptops

2. The fear of big haired lovely women
3. Avoidance of pass/fail courses

The highly irritated, annoyed and aggravated sourpuss decided to share a secret when he understood the Gal was awesome!

Sourpuss by Comfortablynumb February 14, 2017

sourpuss 

what 99% of teens drink to get fucked up and almost always results in alcohol poisoning.

not legally allowed to people over 17

bro1: hey what did you do this weekend
bro2: oh man i got fucked up on sourpuss and got my stomach pumped. my parents cried the whole time and wouldn’t drive me home
bro1:...fun

sourpuss by teenagealcoholic April 21, 2019

sour puss pout 

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.

Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.

sour puss pout by jpg3 October 26, 2011

sour puss

An individual who always has a sad or a negative outlook on issues.

You are such a sour puss; are you ever happy about anything?

You are such a sour puss; do you ever have a nice thing to say about anything?

sour puss by TX Ranger October 15, 2007

sour puss

One who sucks the fun out of the atmosphere. This can be done through the following; over nagging, over worrying for safety, depressing speeches about life, fussyness for everything, overly emoting oneself etc.

sour puss: You have had way too much
guy: bah! no!
down the drain
guy: FUCK?!

sour puss: To be, or not to be. that is the question
guy: STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)

sour puss: I HATE ALL OF YOU...cries
person: aww don't cry like an emo

sour puss by Pad Bear January 6, 2008

sour puss

What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.

Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!

sour puss by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011

sourpussy

1. someone who is being extremely sour about everything and really bringing down the people around them. Like a sourpuss only worse.
2. a person who doesnt eat enough pineapple.

1. Arielle, stop being a sourpussy and just trick-or-treat with us already.
2. Amanda did not eat her pineapple this morning, and therefore she is in a bad mood.. and has a terrible odor coming from downunder

sourpussy by love always, jessie April 13, 2004