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my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.
Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."
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to snake somebody’s run at the skatepark, food, or drugs.
Damn, I got sneeted again.
Dillon sneeted me
Dillon is Derek Sneeter
Sneeted by 6packertons August 28, 2019

she sneezed 

when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break
Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."
she sneezed by CeeKay! November 22, 2021
When you nut so fast you don’t realize what has begun
Blake:yo bro I fucked savannah last night
Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
9 months later
Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
Oz: I told you so
Seeded by Big booty boy March 21, 2019
to be shot at whilst being creeped on. usually occurs within the city limits of cincinnati, ohio, since it is a purely ghetto way of showing your interest in someone. not a word found in a dr. suess book.

i.e. to be sneeped.
girl, you go dressed like that you gonna get sneeped.
sneeped by publishinglioness July 7, 2010
When a male ejaculates when titty fucking and it goes up the females nose. The female is urged to sneeze out the skeet an Sneeted.
Awh shit it went up my nose and I have to Sneeted
Sneeted by Hollycoww February 25, 2011