Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Smucker up

The act of kissing with tongue and or eating out someone's anus.

Ethan smuckered someones anus.
Baio told Emily to Smucker up!

Smucker up by MISTER MIKEY TIME November 19, 2011

Smucker Fucker

1)when a girl puts peanut butter, on a dudes penis, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.

2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.

on facebook:
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"

donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"

bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"

Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"

bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"

Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"

Smucker Fucker by Bliz and Donnie October 10, 2011

Rub Smucker 

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

Rub Smucker by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

Cunt Smucker

When a man puts large amounts of Smucker's jelly inside of a woman's vagina, he will enthusiastically suck out and eat all of the jelly.

"I'm so full, I just cunt smuckered that bitch".

"So I was with my boyfriend last night, and it turns out that he's a huge cunt smucker".

Cunt Smucker by Jolly Jerry May 22, 2009

ock smucker 

the nice way of calling someone a cock sucker

Wen the kids are around I don't like to cuss but sometimes this jitts can be an ock smucker ...

Sometimes wen my wife is around I just wanna call her a cock sucker but then she tells me I need to be nice so I said ok u ock smucker

ock smucker by Steven bunton May 5, 2021

dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

dick smucker by El conquistador January 17, 2014