Putin's Sloppy Seconds 

Trump after his first 4 years of his presidency.

The majority of America will vote for Biden, because they don't want 'Putin's Sloppy Seconds'.

Putin's Sloppy Seconds by TheImmortalARQ October 25, 2020

Slappy Seabass Fanny 

Someones fanny what kicks out a lingering pong.

Damnation! Becky ain't arf got a slappy seabass fanny.

Slappy Seabass Fanny by Cabe. January 18, 2009

slappy shack

A place to drink, smoke, fornicate, ect

lets go to the slappy shack

slappy shack by josh789 February 18, 2009

Slappy steak 

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

Slappy steak by Steak daddy July 10, 2018

Slappy Syndrome 

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

Slappy Syndrome by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Slappy Sacks 

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy

Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost

Slappy Sacks by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025

Slappy Meat Smear 

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.

Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.

Slappy Meat Smear by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009