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Sketty Noodle 

“Hey! You want a Sketty Noodle???” *devious laughing*

SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER 

YO YOURE SUCH A SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER BILL!

Sketty Bint Flid

A fat sweaty discusting ditzie air head person that nobody wants to be with and is usually thick, incapable and physically challenged....and dribbles
WOW! Look at John? He's a proper Sketty Bint Flid
Sketty Bint Flid by BooYar85 January 16, 2010

Sketty Syndrome 

Sketty Syndrome;

If you have a constant recurring illness and have more than enough allergies, you might be diagnosed with Sketty Syndrome.

If you find yourself coming out in bleeding hives and get lip piercing, you may be infected with such a syndrome.
Guy 1; I found out the other day i have ANOTHER allergy, i can't believe i'm allergic to banana's.

Guy 2; Man that really sucks, I think you may have Sketty Syndrome.
Sketty Syndrome by Froudsterr August 4, 2010

sketty bitches 

a group of girls who drink on the streets have outdoor sex smoke and do drugs they are underage and are pathetic
dave: oh look at those sketty bitches!
pauline: its probably just georgah and co
sketty bitches by zombiechild666 October 1, 2012

Sketty Mare

A deplorable excuse for a girl, this encompasses ratty scene girls, townies and general nutters, slags and skanks.
What a fucking sket! (Sketty mare)

Who was that sketty mare?

Put your clunge away you sketty mare!
Sketty Mare by Rossi Graham June 9, 2011