Sims drunk 

When you get so plastered that, when trying to speak, your English resembles that of a character from the Sims. Which apparently is known as Simlish.

Nick: “Hey Kyle, how were those everclear shots?”
Kyle: “BLURSH MESHALOOB LOOBLE NURBLER!!!!!”
Will: “Oh no, I think Kyle is Sims drunk.”

Sims drunk by poppedmcsloshed February 15, 2019

Sims 2

A game so addicting that some people forget that THEY are the real ones and the Sims are fake.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm watching my Sim watch TV.
Person 3: What are YOU doing?
Person 2: I'm watching him watch his Sim watch TV.

Sims 2 by Matt January 18, 2005

The Sims 

A computer game made by Maxis with the curious ability to be addicting for 2 weeks, then it gets boring for about a year, then you play it for another two weeks nonstop. Repeat.

"Duuuuude, i got re-addicted to The Sims. Again."

The Sims by ThatOneGuyAgain May 19, 2009

Sims'd 

The art of breaking anything you touch.

"Mike backed his pickup into his auger and really Sims'd it up."
"Mike parked his pickup too close to a barn fire and Sims'd the headlights"

Sims'd by Hangouts_Party December 1, 2016

Sims 2

Sims 2 is the awsomest game around! It is quite addicting and you will always here your mom saying "GET OFF THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! YOU'VE BEEN ON IT FOR 10 DAYS STRAIGHT!"

You know you play the Sims 2 too much when you:
a)Leave your dirty dishes on the floor thinking the maid will clean it up,
b)When you climb into bed and 30 seconds later you wonder why you're still awake,
c)After you get out of the shower, you wonder why you're still dripping wet and naked.

Sims 2 by Reilly Irene June 11, 2006

Sims 3 

Sims 3 is a very addictive role-playing, computer game where you create a family, build their house (or move them into an already created one), and help them play out their livs to the fullest (or the lowest) extent.

Friend: Want to play Sims 3?
Friend 2: What's Sims 3?
Friend: An addictive computer game.
Friend 2: Okay!

Sims 3 by Anonymous.Girl July 8, 2012

The Sims 

You can finally control people.

Guy 1: Hey, Dude! I'm makin' these two chicks have sex.

Guy 2: Dude, I made two guys do it yesterday.

Guy 1: Get the hell away from me.

The Sims by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004