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shlicka shlicka shlick 

An onomatopoeia for the noise made during female masturbation, implying the motion of fingers sliding inside rapidly. The female counterpart to fap fap fap
liek omg Andersoon Cooper is liek so totally HOT HE JUST MAKES ME NEED TO CUM RIGHT NOW *shlicka shlicka shlick*

Not my proudest shlick

Female synonym of 'not my proudest fap'.

Came from the same source as 'fap' - 1999 comic book 'Sexy Losers'.
Ex. Just watched a vid with a lesbian being fcked by a huge rubber dino. It was not my proudest shlick.

Doo-doo Shlick 

The doo-doo that you wipe off your butthole and gets on the paper. It also gets on the toilet. It’s basically your doo-doo snail leaving residue.
Oh no, that’s way more doo-doo shlick than this toilet paper can handle!
Doo-doo Shlick by anonymous October 8, 2021

schlicknic 

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.
Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.
schlicknic by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

Shmickle 

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.
Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.
Shmickle by Baldman47 September 27, 2021

shlicking 

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"
shlicking by Nessabro December 31, 2013