shrek's dick 

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

shrek's dick by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

Hate Shark(s) 

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.

Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.

Hate Shark(s) by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010

shrek's cum 

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

shrek's cum by DA! October 14, 2020

Shrek's ogre cock 

The cock that belongs to the ogre shrek. Also know as the shrock

Holy shit imagine being slapped in the face by shrek's ogre cock

Shrek's ogre cock by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Shrek's Swamp 

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

Shrek's Swamp by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011

Shrek’s Pubes 

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

Shrek’s Pubes by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020

Shrek’s Swamp 

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

Shrek’s Swamp by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021