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Shanky Shank 

Dude, that guy is such a Shanky Shank
Shanky Shank by Shanky Shank May 21, 2018

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.
I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony
Shanks’s Pony by DoctorDark November 10, 2024

Bandsman's Shandy

A type of cocktail drunk as a test of courage by members of a brass band. It is made typically by taking one shot of every spirit available behind the bar into a pint glass, and then topping it up with a mixture of lager and cider ('snakebite').

Occasionally, it is used to fill trophy cups after a major contest victory.
'So what were you drinking last night to be so hungover?'

'I had a Bandsman's Shandy.'

'Epic.'

Nintendo’s skanky whore 

A very hardcore sex Nintendo cosplay whore.
Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.

Farmer's Hanky 

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.
Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky
Farmer's Hanky by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010

bushman's hanky 

The process of clearing ones nose without the assistance of tissues, hankies etc etc
More specifically, clearing ones nose by pushing one nostril down with the index finger and blowing out of opened nostril, subsequently shooting snot straight to the ground. The bushman's hanky must be executed with a fair level of pressure or the snot will end up smeared or 'looped' around the nostril (it may even lodge somewhere on the lower cheek or mouth region) rather than on the ground where it belongs.


Person 1: got any tissues bro? i gotta blow my nose
person 2: nah mate, just use the bushman's hanky...
person 1: wtf?
person 2: hold one of your nostrils down and blow that shit staright out.
person 1: pffft, thats fucked!
Person 2: Neck up ya cunt, thats the 'bushman's hanky'