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sawn off sausage 

a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)
sawn off sausage by sawnoffsausage February 22, 2011

Sawn Off McFuck 

A person who, through every fault of their own, pisses you off immensly through all of their physical and personal shortcomings.
someone runs into you in the street
"Watch where you are goin you sawn off McFuck!!"
Sawn Off McFuck by Courtney Act January 20, 2004

sawn off 

a term used when referring to somebody who is naturally short in height
He's only about 4ft tall! Proper little sawn off that one
sawn off by RickyRocket September 8, 2006

Sawn Off Shot Cock 

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”

sawn off nose 

Usually a shotgun with the barrel shorted to make it more portable and increase mobility, however such guns a prohibited in some countries
The driller had a (sawn off nose) in his trench coat

Sawn asunder 

Sawed in half by 2 guys, usually hanging with the head down and feet up.
Leroy thought the guy might want to have him sawn asunder, but the guy really just wanted to jigsaw Leroy's head a little bit.
Sawn asunder by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019