santeria 

the way of the saints

I don't practice santeria. I don't practice the way of the saints.

santeria by Nick Pascetti June 5, 2003

Santeria 

Santeria is a awesome, outstanding, successful, outgoing, fantastic, and cool to be around (if you on the good side) human being. This person has "hittas" so don't test them. This person will leave a remembrance and strong love mark on you and you will never be able to forget this human being. (mostly a female name)

That girl right there is Santeria. Santeria personality is so awesome!

Santeria by Santeriaa December 11, 2018

Santeria  

A Shitty ass song by the shitty band Sublime

"Oh my god the song Santeria is horrible"

Santeria by Hunts is Hunter March 28, 2009

Santeria Effect 

The practice by TV/Radio media of censoring materials that are not obscene or vulgar, but failing to censor the obscene/vulgar.

Back in the 90's, when the band "Sublime" was in its prime, I remember watching a music video for "Santeria" on TV. When the song got to the following lyrics:

"Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new 45.
and I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. "

The TV station edited out the word "forty-five", but NOT the phrase "punk ass". This is what I call the "Santeria Effect"

Santeria Effect by cranioDan November 23, 2010

Santeri 

He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him

Santeri is a finnish name

Santeri by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019

Santeri 

A really hot Finnish dude. Who is usually amazing at swimming, and is really fast. He is blonde with blue eyes. Also he does #tagsforlikes on his private instagram account. Most times EVERY SINGLE GIRL STALKS HIM! Did I mention he was sexy?

Damn who is that?

That's Santeri.

Santeri by crazy stalker March 18, 2013

Santeri 

Santeri named guys are the best . They are born to hunt pussy and they are the most smarted creatures in the world. So if you are lucky to see a Santeri one day, you must take a selfie with him. Remember Santeri is a GOD of PUSSY and a GOD of KNOWLEDGE.

Oh it's Santeri our God, let's take a selfie with him if he isn't going to go eating pussy.

Santeri by Random God April 24, 2019