bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

sailing with the captain by Robb December 24, 2003

selling life 

Getting the bae pregnant

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck

selling life by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015

The saplings 

The saplings are a community of subscribers from a YouTuber called InTheLittleWood, also known as Martyn.
A "sapling" is what Martyn calls his subscribers.

All the saplings are in the server.

The saplings by novideoNL August 12, 2012

Sallying 

Verb:
Sallying is a unique art branched off of sexting. It is romantic, courteous, and poetic; yet it remains sexy and energetic. Sallying can be fulfilled through text or over the phone. For best results, sexy photos of one another can be included.

Example 1:
Peter: "Dude, I heard you were sallying that babe yesterday! Did she send you a sally back??"
Tyrone: "Yeah, man. I've never been so horny in my life! I even got this sexy picture of her!"

Example 2: My girlfriend sent me this sally. She's so pro.
Now that our bodies would be closely pressed against one another, our breathing would start to get heavy, and the room would suddenly appear a lot warmer. As if per instinct, our bodies would then start to move against each other, in an unspoken yet mutually perceived rhythm. By this point, our heavy breathing would then turn to short sighs.

Sallying by R&W September 5, 2011

Sky Sailing

Sky Sailing is Adam Young's OLD Pre-Owl City project. It consists of mainly laid-back and acoustic songs. It has recently been released to the public. Any Adam Young / Owl City fans should check this out!

Sky Sailing uses NO AUTO-TUNE! It doesn't sound like Owl City. It's much more beautiful.

Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.

Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.

Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!

Sky Sailing by Smile4Music June 21, 2011

Smalling 

Another way of saying something shrinking, or going limp as in interest in a humorous way.

Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.

Smalling by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021