revelation 13:18 

A biblical passage made famous by Iron Maiden in the song:The Number of the Beast

"Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,its number is six hundred and sixty six
Revelation 13:18

revelation 13:18 by El nacho playmer May 10, 2018

Post-Ejaculation Revelation 

(PERV)-Noun.

The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)

Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.

So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:

"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"

The rest is history.

Post-Ejaculation Revelation by hansonpaulsey November 8, 2009

Masturbation Revelation 

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

Masturbation Revelation by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Post Cum Revelation 

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

Post Cum Revelation by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012

porcelain revelation 

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.

Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.

porcelain revelation by ilted April 8, 2010

Temptation Revelation 

This is all acted toward being tempted or allured into something, it may be divine truth, it may be the mystery of armeggedon, wouldn't you like to know? This is a Temptation Revelation.

Being tempted into finding out something horrible...or divine. Pretty much the same as the definition.

Temptation Revelation by The Widow October 9, 2004

New Year's Revelation 

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.

Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'

New Year's Revelation by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009