restless bird syndrome 

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

restless bird syndrome by jobens October 7, 2012

Restless Vagina Syndrome 

or RVS. A syndrome where you cannot go a certain amount of time without having sex. If you do, your vagina gets restless. As seen on David Spade's "The Show Biz Show"

Paris Hilton was released from jail because of an unknown medical condition. It was later revealed that she was suffering from a severe case of Restless Vagina Syndrome.

Restless Vagina Syndrome by RebeccaLynne July 13, 2007

restless blood 

A woman who is addicted to sex that when she spends a lengthy time without it, she becomes almost crazy. This woman can do anything in her power to stabilize her blood, even, sleeping with a total stranger.

Karen: This is supposed to be our girls' night out, how come, we are not seeing Samantha again?

Mary: Didn't you know that Samantha is a restless blood?

Karen: Aw, a what? What do you mean, a restless blood?

Mary: She goes to street looking for a stud that will tame her wild ways, whenever, her adopted habits kick in.

Karen: Streets aren't safe anymore at this age of AIDS. We must settle for genuine men that will do the bargaining for us.

restless blood by Tonon October 22, 2011

Restless Anal Syndrome 

Restless Anal Syndrome is when you asshole let’s lose and is very tired 95% of the time.

Seth Hudnall has Restless Anal Syndrome

Restless Anal Syndrome by Seth J Hudnall October 5, 2021

Restless Leg Syndrome 

When people sleep, their legs continue to move. This can be easily mistaken for a dream, when really they are suffering from a disease that does not allow them to stop dancing. It is terrible disease because people are not able to get enough sleep. This can lead to deteriorating physical and mental health.

A: I wasn't able to sleep last night because your legs kept moving.
B: Well, I suffer from Restless Leg Syndrome. I cannot keep myself from dancing while I try to sleep. I was doing an Irish Jig last night. That's the worst one.

Restless Leg Syndrome by joegunnar March 12, 2011

Restless Groove Syndrome 

Restless Groove Syndrome, or RGS, is a disease suffered by 90% of americans and 75% of people world-wide.
Common symptoms include moving a body part in-beat with music that is currently being listened to, such as tapping of the foot or banging of the head.
There are no current cures for RGS.

Cool Kid One: Look at that metalhead! what's wrong with him, and why is he moving his head so rapidly!?!?

Cool Kid Two: It's apparent that he suffers from Restless Groove Syndrome.

Restless Groove Syndrome by Harrison a. June 26, 2007

Restless Ring Syndrome 

The time period in a relationship when the woman is anxiously expecting her boyfriend to propose.

After dating for 10 months, Jane began showing symptoms of Restless Ring Syndrome. Luckily, Fred finally gave her an engagement ring, so Jane resumed having sex with him.

Restless Ring Syndrome by CavsFan May 3, 2010