Recipe for Bees 

1. Kill a bull during the first thaw of winter.

2. Build a shed.

3. Place the dead bull on branches and herbs inside the shed.

4. Wait for summer. The decaying body of the bull will produce bees.

(Roman poet, around 20 A.D.)

A bee is not a truck, it is a series of tubes.

Recipe for Bees lolz.

Recipe for Bees by Justin Allen August 20, 2006

recipe for brownies

This is a sign of fatherless people in a tik tok comment section

"Anyways, herea the recipe for brownies.."

"Stfu bob, and find out a recipe for bitches while you're at it"

recipe for brownies by NoHands_with_ur_mum April 8, 2022

recipe for fun 

10-20 oz alcohol (type and quantity to preference)
1 American Apparel Summer shirt
1 Can of spray paint
1 Pair of scissors
Lots of electro

Preperation time: 2-6 hours

Find an old scrap of cardboard and put it inside the t-shirt to avoid cross-over. Go outside your apartment and spray something bad-assed on the front of your shirt. Go back inside and allow the paint to dry. Next, cut the sleeves off. Now that you're ready to party, listen to some dirty electro and get druuuuuunk.

For accurate examples of this recipe for fun, visit facebook group NO SRSLY

recipe for fun by cpowell February 25, 2009

Recipe Inception 

When a recipe refers to a pre-packaged item or another recipe.

You: Mmmm... let's bake brownies. I've got my flour, eggs, milk, etc...

"Super Awesome Brownie" Recipe: Ingredients - 1 x Pillsbury Frosting, 1 x Ms Higgins Brownie Mix

You: Fuck you, Recipe Inception...

Recipe Inception by JamJamJam September 25, 2012

Recipe Call 

An exchange of recipes, usually between two females. A ridiculous practice seeing as though women will forget that they asked for the recipe and never make the food in question.

Whenever I walk into my kitchen my mom is in a recipe call.

Recipe Call by Chiefsr April 15, 2018

Recipe flex 

A recipe that someone shares to show how skilled they are, or the amazingly local ingredients they have access to and you don't.

Man why'd I even buy the Noma book, they recipe flex and I can't buy any of their ingredients.

Recipe flex by Olddirtdog April 29, 2020

Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.

I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.

Recipe rant by Fernacular November 9, 2021