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Rattle Munch 

When a Men cannot get his penis erect due to the intake of too much alcohol when trying to have sexual intercourse with a lady friend. In this case the man performs oral on the woman while rapidly jerking off. The sole purpose of the “Rattle Munch” is to get the penis erect in a total black out. This move is 100% done only for the purpose of getting erect, not for pleasure to the lady. The male rapidly wiggles his tongue, making a brutal face, while burning a layer of skin off the penis. If done correctly, the female with have no idea the move is being perfected. The move was originated in Billerica, MA.
Chris gets home from the bar after drinking heavily. He went home with a girl with intensions of having intercourse. They are hot and heavy, but Chris penis is not working because he is 100% blacked out. Therefore Chris must “Rattle Munch” to get his penis erect. Once erect, intercourse can start.
Rattle Munch by El Creepo 17 October 14, 2011
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Rattle Thug 

A person who listens to loud bass music and drives a piece of shit car. Every time the bass beat ends it cause the license plate to rattle.
Look at that guy in that hella shitty car blasting the bass. What a Rattle Thug.
Rattle Thug by Pammiepie November 18, 2018

rattle your dags

Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.
rattle your dags by TwoDays October 11, 2003

rattle snakey 

On edge, paranoid, unsure, or just generally uneasy. Like a Rattlesnake.
I ate 3 of them little paper squares in my son’s desk. Feelin’ a little rattle snakey.

rattle bomb

HEY, quit stompin my dik bitch. Also, rattle bomb is a synanym for this sitchuation, beaner

rattle can 

A can of spray paint. used for various reasons. Gafitti, huffing, or bad paint jobs.
Tommmy decorated the pike building in rattle can red.

Tommys got the rattle can in his face a lot!

I painted the fender rattle can black.
rattle can by thik May 24, 2007

rattle your dags

An old Australian expression meaning to hurry up. Has its origins in the crusted dry dags that gathered in the wool around a sheep's rear end. When dry and hardened they rattle when the sheep runs. Commonly prevented by what is called crutching or shearing the wool around the rear end of the beast.
Rattle your dags or we will be late for school.
rattle your dags by Geoffrey Walker February 17, 2006